It ahs been a night of farts all the way around. Here are the 2 jokes that Meek and Mr. Frogman the Best Friend Dynamic Duo came up with for fart jokes tonight. They go as follows....
3 men were on a plane coming in for a landing. The first man is holding an apple he says, "It's too mushy." and he threw it out the window. (Have you ever seen a plane with windows that open up? Ok this leads into another discussiong but I can bet you that they weren't on a 757 where you can just roll down the window and toss something out. Is the littering fine higher if you throw something out of a plane window than a car one? Again another topic back to our regularly scheduled joke).
The second guy had an orange, he looked at it and said, "Too ripe." and he threw it out the window.
The third guy had what looked like a bomb. He looked at it and said, "Must be a fake." and he threw it out the window.
They landed and left when they noticed 3 kids on the sidewalk crying. They asked the first child, "Why are you crying?" the child replied, "My dad was hit on the head with an apple that fell out of the sky and taken to the hospital." The first man didnt reply he just shook his head.
they asked the second child why he was crying. The child replied, "My mom was working in teh garden and an orange hit her on the head and she had to go to the hospital." Again none of the men said anything.
They asked the third child why he was laughing so hard he was crying. The child looked up laughingly and said, "My dad was getting the newspaper and he bent over and farted and the house blew up!"
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Joke #2
Three men were standing on a cliff wanting to hangglide but didnt have a glider. They talked and figured if they jumped together they might be able to glide down the cliff to their homes below. The first man jumped and "Splat!" Hit the ground. The second man jumped and he to went "Splat!" and hit the ground. The third man jumped and slowly glided into his back yard. Everyone marveled at how he did that. When asked he just putted using "natural gas" into his house.
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Meek and Mr. Frogman told these 2 jokes to one another all the way to cub scouts. Once there they had to share their new found jokes with all the boys who would listen before the pack meeting and after. It didn't take long to have several of the boys running around making farting noises and giggling at the fart word and sounds. Of course several of the younger boys stick out there tongue and blow raspberries and are just beginning in their journey into the world of farting.
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