Monday, May 29, 2006

Unbelievable!!

I was on my way to take Mr. Frogman to the leaders house. In order to get to the Leaders I have to drive over a very large steep hill. Nothing like the hills in San Francisco but still steep enough that my pea shooter of a car has a trial of a time making it up that hill faster than 30 mph. The speed limit is 35mph on this road. I was coming to the crest of the hill when I noticed a woman behind me in a silver pontial grand am very dramatically flashing 35 with her fingers at me in my rear view mirror. So I raised my hand and smiled and waved. She got angry and started flipping me off so everytime she did I again smiled and waved at her. I smiled really big into the mirror so she could see it very clearly. As I got to the light at the top of the hill there were 5 or 6 cars in front of me so she couldnt go anywhere anyway. The more she flipped me off the more I smiled and waved the angrier she became.

She rolled down her window and started yelling obscenities. The man in front of me parked his truck and got out. He walked to my window and told me he had stalled and was stuck. He looked at her yelling as she continued to flip me off and he asked me what was going on. I explained and chuckled, got out of my car which I'm sure was really ticking her off as she continued to yell. I finally looked at her and said, "You are definitely showing off your age and IQ with that one finger in the air, and with all the single men around at the moment you really aren't showing your best side." Mr. Frogman was in the car listening to music oblivious to what was going on. He asked me when I got back in the car and I told him nothing. The nice gentleman let me know his truck broke down and I offered to help. Then I told him to turn around and wave at the nice woman behind us for being so patient. He did and all of a sudden her hand shot down and she politely waved back. Unbelievable! She is such a moron.

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